brendan

Works at McDonald's Lives in Sydney, Australia Single Speaks English Born on 3 November 1993 From Sydney, Australia

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

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Sometimes I dress my cat in doll’s clothes. Tonight she is sporting a beautiful pink jacket 

Sometimes I dress my cat in doll’s clothes. Tonight she is sporting a beautiful pink jacket 

it’s not thirsty okay!!!!!!

“DO NOT WANT”

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

ranit-shirt:

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

zombigirl:

Please tell me this is just a bad joke, please…



HOW IS SALAD RELEVANT?

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

ranit-shirt:

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

zombigirl:

Please tell me this is just a bad joke, please…

HOW IS SALAD RELEVANT?

it prefers apple juice

it prefers apple juice

tubble pls
tumumbular

tubble pls

tumumbular

I’ve had this running since September and idk but I like it and I’m not turning it off
p.s. please appreciate my battery percentage

I’ve had this running since September and idk but I like it and I’m not turning it off

p.s. please appreciate my battery percentage

lezombiekiwi:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

lezombiekiwi:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

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mystinkybutt:

AWARD THIS MAN THE FUCKING INTERNET.

mystinkybutt:

AWARD THIS MAN THE FUCKING INTERNET.

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I am Facebook King.

Actually Brianna, could you get out?



Hey,
My name is Brendan
But some kids I know call me bren10

Pretty much I devote 1/3 of my life to tumblr
I would be willing to pay for it
Anywho,
I hope you enjoy your stay here
Thanks for reading
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